We love to fight and it shows!

Welcome to the Fight Crew's non-stop flight to pain, with continuing service to agony. Please stow all fear in the overhead bin: we can smell it. Turbulence and extreme force are expected, so please, for your own safety, do not interfere with Fight Crew functions. When experiencing a crash-landing, if you are seated anywhere near a Fight Crew member, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye.
Read the Fight Crew Manifesto